escuerzoresucitado:

o.O

objektum:

There’s something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you’re one dense little freak aren’t you

olbasoil:

olbasoil:

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

me in any given ethical debate just wanting to have a little bit of fun

pencilbrony:

Snake time

matrixonvhsanddvd:

My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

wyrmapalooza:

fravery:

“Yellow field”
oil, canvas 60x45cm
Artist Mishel Alekyan, Armenia

egberts:

mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew. 

parasitoidism:

I wish I was someone’s lame ass boyfriend

portaltwo:

this is one of the funniest images in the world to me sometimes ill think about it and cackle

psshaw:

lackeyhenchman:

Unexpectedly bewitched by Therapist Fiend

DYING, thank you @mophcipula

eisly:

Doodle page of WORM

I WILL be making worm stickers if the new print shop I decide on offers that option